- white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
- white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing
man fuck the thing
for those few sad people who do not know
i give you
That picture just makes it look awesome. The thing is not awesome.
Do not try this at home.
*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule