We’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect
April 2013
when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing
man fuck the thing
for those few sad people who do not know
i give you
the thing
That picture just makes it look awesome. The thing is not awesome.
Do not try this at home.
*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
people who feel the need to add their commentary to every post
I know omg I hate it when people do that
- There are two kinds of people
- CALM DOWN SATAN
- well that escalated quickly
if you ever add one of these to my posts i will personally skin you alive
Well that escalated quickly
CALM DOWN SATAN
There are two kind of people
i deserved this
nobody fucked with me on the playground
nobody fucked with you in bed either
yu-gi-ow
there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling
but same
I have 9 beautiful planets standing before me, but I only have 8 photos in my hands; sorry Pluto you are out of the running to become the Solar System’s Next Top Planet



